[00:14.91] I was tired of my lady [00:18.35] We'd been together too long [00:22.06] Like a worn out recording [00:25.32] Of a favorite song [00:28.72] So while she lay there sleepin' [00:32.13] I read the paper in bed [00:35.41] And in the personal columns [00:38.98] There was this letter I read [00:42.42] If you like piña coladas [00:45.83] And gettin' caught in the rain [00:49.53] If you're not into yoga [00:53.08] If you have half a brain [00:56.45] If you like makin' love at midnight [01:00.09] In the dunes on the cape [01:03.44] Then I'm the love that you've looked for [01:07.09] Write to me and escape [01:10.54] [01:23.87] I didn't think about my lady [01:27.48] I know that sounds kinda mean [01:30.88] But me and my old lady [01:34.30] Had fallen into the same old dull routine [01:38.03] So I wrote to the paper [01:40.97] Took out a personal ad [01:44.66] And though I'm nobody's poet [01:48.26] I thought it wasn't half bad [01:51.51] Yes, I like piña coladas [01:55.04] And gettin' caught in the rain [01:58.52] I'm not much into health food [02:02.07] I am into champagne [02:05.41] I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon [02:08.85] And cut through all this red tape [02:12.38] At a bar called O'Malley's [02:16.03] Where we'll plan our escape [02:20.09] [02:33.09] So I waited with high hopes [02:36.55] And she walked in the place [02:39.96] I knew her smile in an instant [02:43.51] I knew the curve of her face [02:46.78] It was my own lovely lady [02:50.47] And she said, "Oh, it's you" [02:53.79] Then we laughed for a moment [02:57.31] And I said, "I never knew" [03:00.60] "That you like piña coladas [03:04.12] And gettin' caught in the rain [03:07.99] And the feel of the ocean [03:11.46] And the taste of champagne [03:14.72] If you like making love at midnight [03:18.23] In the dunes on the cape [03:21.65] You're the lady I've looked for [03:25.00] Come with me and escape" [03:29.19] [03:42.21] If you like piña coladas [03:45.54] And gettin' caught in the rain [03:49.30] If you're not into yoga [03:52.74] If you have half a brain [03:56.02] If you like making love at midnight [03:59.77] In the dunes on the cape [04:03.01] I'm the love that you've looked for [04:06.53] Write to me and escape [04:09.72] Yes, I like piña coladas [04:13.23] And gettin' caught in the rain [04:16.72] I'm not much into health food [04:20.05] I am into champagne [04:23.68] I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon [04:27.10] And cut through all this red tape [04:30.68] At a bar called O'Malley's [04:32.55]