[00:02.33] (Deadpool) [00:08.18] (Deadpool) [00:16.95] They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast [00:18.63] Came to merc the bad guys, and get some ass [00:20.77] Got blades for days, got guns galore [00:22.87] Got combo moves, evades and more [00:24.65] With bear traps and hand grenades [00:26.76] Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face [00:28.66] Poppin' off caps, leave a trail of guts [00:30.75] Sittin' on my chair, scratchin' my nuts [00:32.86] I can't die, I'm invincible [00:35.32] But if you'd like to try, then I'll crush your skull [00:36.69] Crass and rude, borderline obscene [00:38.63] But I'm the funniest motherfucker that you ever did see [00:40.75] And Wolverine is gettin' bitch-slapped [00:42.84] "Wake up, Wolvey, no time for a nap" [00:44.78] We gotta rescue Rogue, ride a roller coaster [00:46.83] Grab our gear and head to Genosha [00:50.12] (Deadpool) [00:56.84] (Deadpool) [01:00.20] (Deadpool) [01:05.08] On a mission to slap a ho [01:06.97] But I'm gettin' kinda dizzy, fightin' Vertigo [01:07.52] So, slow the roll', you're kinda cute [01:09.03] But if you keep this game up, then I'm gonna puke [01:11.73] Hangin' with the ladies that are wearin' their skivvies [01:12.71] Motorboatin' and playin' with titties [01:14.90] Jump across the map in a big-ass boot [01:16.91] Decapitate my enemies, pick up my loot [01:18.84] Don't stop when I shoot, full-auto is on [01:20.97] Your ass is grass and I'm mowin' the lawn [01:24.05] Hot lead to the head, and I won't stop [01:26.92] Domino and Psychlocke, makin' it hot [01:29.02] But all these bitches are primadonnas [01:30.98] I stuff my face with Chimichangas [01:32.89] Tacos and beers, always keepin' it loose [01:34.70] Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce [01:35.93] I'm 'bout to take you all to school with guns and knives [01:37.26] (Deadpool) [01:39.96] Tellin' jokes and breakin' the rules, I came for the tacos [01:44.19] (Deadpool) [01:45.12] Playin' with the ladies and my family jewels to bust a nut [01:48.08] (Deadpool) [01:48.98] 'Bout to throw down with all these fools, so come and get some [01:52.06] My favorite girl, I call her Death [01:54.73] She got big ol' boobs and butt-ass breath [01:56.83] No stress, one day we will be together [01:58.74] As soon as I die, and that means never [02:01.47] Hackin' and slashin' like a ninja [02:02.95] Don't worry, Sinister, I'm comin' to getcha [02:04.79] Double-flippin' jumps, landin' all wreckless [02:06.88] Sneakin' up on dudes and leavin' 'em headless [02:09.13] Cable any day, big gun, no doubt [02:11.47] But he talks too much, so fuck it, I'm out [02:14.40] With a broken neck, I can't see at all [02:16.57] Crack it like a crackhead, problem solved [02:19.28] X-Men evolved, doin' air guitar [02:21.11] Pettin' the dog, dancin' like a porn star [02:23.17] We did it, we rescued Rogue [02:24.00] I tried to get some booty, but I got friend-zoned [02:29.05] Teleport, because it's cool, when I fall off a ledge [02:29.45] (Deadpool) [02:29.85] The crazy-ass guards always lookin' to duel, so click, click, boom [02:31.97] (Deadpool) [02:33.07] I don't believe in the Golden Rule, I came to get laid [02:35.74] (Deadpool) [02:36.98] Note to the ladies, I'm not a tool, I'm a sexy motherfucker [02:40.37] (Sexy motherfucker) [02:47.08] (Sexy motherfucker) [02:50.93] (Sexy motherfucker) [02:55.13] (Sexy motherfucker) [03:00.18] (Deadpool) [03:04.36] (Deadpool) [03:08.32] (Deadpool) [03:11.87] (Deadpool) [03:13.12]